Hummer, the manufacturer of gas guzzling, high carbon footprint vehicles for men with small penises, might actually be going green. Recently at the 2008 North American Auto Show, Hummer debuted it's Hummer HX Concept vehicle that will run on E 85 Flex Fuel.
Looking a bit like the M12 Warthog all-terrain vehicle from the video game Halo, the HX will unfortunately not be equipped with the optional M41 12.7mm LAAG machine gun. This would have been perfect for clearing the fast lane of slow moving soccer moms during rush hour traffic.
Pros: Aggressive Design, Flex Fuel Capable.
Cons: No Machine Gun.
List Price: TBA